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10.06.2025 00:18
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
No way
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Earth's atmosphere hasn't had this much CO2 in millions of years - NBC News
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?
Still no good
So they tried
Then came..
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
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Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
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